From Liberation:

Speeches, postcards, and an umbrella…

Three days of images from the heart of the Socialist Party…

And from Le Monde:

Direct from Reims: Royal slams the door, Hamon remains a candidate, Aubry and Delanoe keep quiet…

Three hours after the start of the meeting to decide which resolutions to adopt, Segolene Royal and her followers announced their departure. ‘The hand that we held out has not been grasped,’ said Royal. ‘We are taking action. I call on all the party members to choose next Thursday between a return to the methods of old, or a Socialist Party with alternative methods. The SP needs to change.’

‘SARAH PALIN piégée par un faux SARKOZY’ screamed Le Monde’s headline. But I’d already listened to the ‘interview’ myself, and read the story online, thanks to the Melbourne Age newspaper. It can also be found on YouTube.

Devised by Canadian comedy duo Les Justiciers Masques (the Masked Avengers), the fake Sarkozy was played by MARC-ANTOINE AUDETTE, with the ‘interview’ aired on a Quebec radio station.

Trust me, SARAH PALIN was completely taken in. How she could be so gullible is beyond belief, especially given the fake SARKOZY’S fluency in English, including his use of idiom (describing his wife as ‘so hot in bed’), and several clues, such as his ‘special adviser to the United States—JOHNNY HALLYDAY’.

When PALIN says at the end ‘Oh, have we been pranked’, there should have been no question mark after ‘pranked’ as inserted in the story in The Age. From my listening, her oral inflection was unmistakably on the ‘have we’, meaning ‘Oh dear, we have really been taken in’.

’Meanwhile, according to the report in The Age, AUDETTE is saying he hopes he won’t be given ‘a one-way ticket to Guantanamo Bay’.